Funny Bird Shirts

Funny bird shirts for birders who can laugh at themselves. Seed Dealer is for whoever keeps the feeders full. Attempted Murder fits anyone who has ever counted two crows. Rare Bird, No Photo, Trust Me covers the sighting nobody believes, and the Biological Aircraft series is for anyone who sees a plane in every goose. Add a second one for a friend and both ship free in the US.

The 30-day Keep-It Guarantee: love it, or keep it and we'll refund you. Wrong size? We send the right one free. Details

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  • Nice Tits T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Nice Tits T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Talk Birdy To Me T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Talk Birdy To Me T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Biological Aircraft T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Biological Aircraft T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Sorry I'm Late T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Sorry I'm Late T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Attempted Murder T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Attempted Murder T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Kiss My Underfluffies T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Kiss My Underfluffies T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Booty T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Booty T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Yeah I Like Bi's T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Yeah I Like Bi's T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Nice Hooters T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Nice Hooters T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Nice Boobies T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Nice Boobies T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • Probably Planning Something T-Shirt

    $34.99

    Probably Planning Something T-Shirt

    $34.99

  • I Don’t Need AI, I Have Binoculars T-Shirt

    $34.99

    I Don’t Need AI, I Have Binoculars T-Shirt

    $34.99

Choosing your tee

Fit. Every design prints on the same unisex Gildan Softstyle tee (Gildan 64000), sizes XS to 5XL. The blank is certified to OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100. To pick a size, lay a tee that fits you flat, measure across the chest from armpit to armpit, and match it to the size chart on the product page.

Delivery. Your tee is printed to order in the US within 1–2 business days, then arrives 2–5 business days later.

Shipping. US shipping is free on orders over $50, which means any two tees. A single tee ships for $4.89.

The Keep-It Guarantee. If a tee isn't right, email us within 30 days of delivery and we refund the item. You keep the shirt. Wrong size? We send the right one free, shipping included.